Tintu Mon

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintu Mon: Dosa


Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ??


A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Tintu Mon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
Professor: “i dont understand anything”
Tintu Mon: “same 2 you”


Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintu Mon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?


Teacher: What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu: Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintu Mon: “Filomina”


Teacher:What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintu Mon: Dineshan
Teacher:Why?????
Tintu Mon: Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan